99 Secrets about Guys

Another forwarded e-mail. I bet you’ve read it a million times but most of these secrets are actually totally true. And they say girls are tougher to figure out. Boys are even more complicated inside even though it seems that they revolve around only one thing – women.


1. Guys don’t actually look after good-looking girls. They prefer neat and presentable girls.

2. Guys hate flirts.

3. A guy can like you for a minute, and then forget you afterwards.

4. When a guy says he doesn’t understand you, it simply means you’re not thinking the way he is.

5. “Are you doing something?” or “Have you eaten already?” are the first usual questions a guy asks on the phone just to get out from stammering.

6. Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep,
they always think about the girl they truly care about.

7. When a guy really likes you, he’ll disregard all your bad

8. Guys go crazy over a girl’s smile.

9. Guys will do anything just to get the girl’s attention.

10. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend.

11. When guys want to meet your parents. Let them.

12. Guys want to tell you many things but they can’t. And they sure
have one habit to gain courage and spirit to tell you many things and
it is drinking!

13. Guys cry!!!

14. Don’t provoke(irritate) the guy to heat up. Believe me. He will.

15. Guys can never dream and hope too much.

16. Guys usually try hard to get the girl who has dumped them, and
this makes it harder for them to accept their defeat.

17. When you touch a guy’s heart, there’s no turning back.

18. Giving a guy a hanging message like “You know what?!..uh…never
mind!” would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking.

19. Guys go crazy when girls touch their hands.

20. Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

21. When a guy makes a prolonged “umm” or makes any excuses when you’re asking him to do you a favor, he’s actually saying that he doesn’t like you and he can’t lay down the card for

22. When a girl says “no”, a guy hears it as “try again tomorrow.”

23. You have to tell a guy what you really want before he gets the
message clearly.

24. Guys hate gays!

25. Guys love their moms.

26. A guy would sacrifice his money for lunch just to get you a couple of roses.

27. A guy often thinks about the girl who likes him. But this doesn’t
mean that the guy likes her.

28 You can never understand him unless you listen to him.

29. If a guy tells you he loves you once in a lifetime. He does.

30. Beware. Guys can make gossips scatter through half of the face of the earth faster than girls can.

31. Like Eve, girls are guys’ weaknesses.

32. Guys are very open about themselves.

33. It’s good to test a guy first before you believe him. But don’t
let him wait that long.

34. No guy is bad when he is courting

35. Guys hate it when their clothes get dirty. Even a small dot.

36. Guys really admire girls that they like even if they’re not that
much pretty.

37. Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

38. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to
listen to him. You don’t need to give advice.

39. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases

40. A guy finds ways to keep you off from linking with someone else.

41. Guys love girls with brains more than girls in miniskirts.

42. Guys try to find the stuffed toy a girl wants but would unluckily get the wrong one.

43. Guys virtually brag about anything.

44. Guys cannot keep secrets that girls tell them.

45. Guys think too much.

46. Guys’ fantasies are unlimited.

47. Girls’ height doesn’t really matter to a guy but her weight does!

48. Guys tend to get serious with their relationship and become too
possessive. So watch out girls!!!

49. When a girl makes the boy suffer during courtship, it would be
hard for him to let go of that girl.

50. It’s not easy for a guy to let go of his girlfriend after they
broke up especially when they’ve been together for 3 years or more.

51. You have to tell a guy what you really want before getting
involved with that guy.

52. A guy has to experience rejection, because if he’s
too-good-never-been-busted, never been in love and hurt, he won’t be matured and grow up.

53. When an unlikable circumstance comes, guys blame themselves a lot more than girls do. They could even hurt themselves physically.

54. Guys have strong passion to change but have weak will power.

55. Guys are tigers in their peer groups but become tamed pussycats with their girlfriends.

56. When a guy pretends to be calm, check if he’s sweating. You’ll
probably see that he is nervous.

57. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl. He really is.

58. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he’s just actually saying,”Please come and listen to me”

59. Guys don’t really have final decisions.

60. When a guy loves you, bring out the best in him.

61. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him.

62. If a guy has been kept shut or silent, say something.

63. Guys believe that there’s no such thing as love at first sight,
but court the girls anyway and then realize at the end that he is

64. Guys like femininity not feebleness.*

65. Guys don’t like girls who punch harder than they do.

66. A guy may instantly know if the girl likes him but can never be
sure unless the girl tells him.

67. A guy would waste his time over video games and basketball, the way a girl would do over her romance novels and make-ups.

68. Guys love girls who can cook or bake.

69. Guys like girls who are like their moms. No kidding!

70. A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

71. A guy’s friend knows everything about him. Use this to your

72. Don’t be a snob. Guys may easily give up on the first sign of

73. Don’t be biased. Try loving a guy without prejudice and you’ll be surprised.***********

74. Girls who bathe in their eau de perfumes do more repelling than
attracting guys.

75. Guys are more talkative than girls are especially when the topic
is about girls.

76. Guys don’t comprehend the statement “Get lost” too well.

77. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable
decisions but still love them more.

78. When a guy gives a crooked or pretentious grin at your jokes, he finds them offending and he just tried to be polite.

79. Guys don’t care about how shiny their shoes are unlike girls.

80. Guys tend to generalize about girls but once they get to know
them,they’ll realize they’re wrong.

81. Any guy can handle his problems all by his own. He’s just too
stubborn to deal with it.

82. Guys find it so objectionable when a girl swears.

83. Guys’ weakest point is at the knee.

84. When a problem arises, a guy usually keeps himself cool but is
already thinking of a way out.

85. When a guy is conscious of his looks, it shows he is not good at
fixing things.

86. When a guy looks at you, either he’s amazed of you or he’s
criticizing you.

87. When you catch him cheating on you and he asks for a second chance,give it to him. But when you catch him again and he asks for another chance,ignore him.

88. If a guy lets you go, he really loves you.

89. If you have a boyfriend, and your boy best friend always glances at u and it obviously shows that he is jealous whenever you’re with your boyfriend, all I can say is your boy best friend loves you more than your boyfriend does.

90. Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

91. You can tell if a guy is really hurt or in pain when he cries in
front of you!

92. If a guy suddenly asks you for a date, ask him first why.

93. When a guy says he can’t sleep if he doesn’t hear your voice even just for one night, hang up. He also tells that to another girl. He only flatters you and sometimes makes fun of you.

94. You can truly say that a guy has good intentions if you see him
praying sometimes.

95. Guys seek for advice not from a guy but from a girl.

96. Girls are allowed to touch boys’ things. Not their hair!

97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

98. Guys hate girls who overreact.

99. Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

18 thoughts on “99 Secrets about Guys

  1. Okay, lets go in order:

    1. Is that really true? All the guys I know want the good looking ones.

    2. Again?

    3. Just proves they have short term memories :P

    4. Knew that. But then again, no one can ever follow my own train of logic.

    5. ~Makes note of that.~

    6. How do we find out about that girl?

    7. Really? Cause a girl will always emphasise them.

    8. Even with braces? Or Awful teeth?

    9. They’d do anything eh? What will they not do?

    10. A girl thinks that it might make him more competitive and more likely to…prove he loves her more.

    11. Then what about a girl meeting his parents then?

    Okay too tired to do the other 88.

  2. 12. Okay. Note to self. If a guy is drinking, keep an open ear.

    13. Okay. ~Finds the tissue box, actually towel :P~

    14. Oo. The one thing I do like to do.

    15. You say girls do then?

    16. That would explain why the ex boyfriends like to stalk us then.

    17. ~Note to self. Never ever touch a guy’s heart :)~

    18. We girls are famous for that. :)

  3. 1 is true. You can take my example in anything :P

    We guys would start liking a girl if she’s nice and talks to us even if she’s not exactly hot and all. Has happened with me a couple of times.

    We don’t like the ones who are always on cloud numbah 9 because they’re all hot and stuff. We do like them but what’s the use if she doesn’t even give a damn about it? So go neat and presentable girls!

  4. You actually want to know about that pain in the arse? We fought today and broke a picture frame and now I’m the one stuck with glass in my thumb.

  5. Dude, don’t you remember some conversation we had long time back? When I ask about your brother, I’m asking about HIM.

  6. What about if a girl just broke up w/ her bf,who had always been telling the girl that he loves her,never tried to win the girl back for the past 4 mos,not even tried to at least communicate w/her,would you still consider that he really loved the girl? I don’t think so,coz if he does,he should’ve fight for their love!

    • Actually it is true, i have 2 brothers and
      two brothers in law, and they come to me for advise,
      they’ve cried infront of me, they tell me their feelings,
      your just a dumb ass who hasent fallen for a
      girl, and when you dooo. you’ll be sorry(:

  7. Alright,well I can not honestly say if these are true or not. But I can tell you all (and you should all know this) that guys act differently in front of their friends then they do alone. Or texting or talking alone. When you are alone together you stare into eachother’s eyes and say that you love one another. It is differnt with friends. You may hold hands and kiss. But it isn’t the same. You are only your true selves when you are just together. And do not take that personal. Every guy I have ever gone out with does that. But my current boyfriend is incredible. He doesn’t mind being that way in front of his friends but it is still 10x better when it is just us. And I understand that too. But all guys are different. Do not let anyone change the way you feel about someone either. It isn’t up to them. It is what YOUR heart desires… Even a best friend.

  8. No!!! NO!!! NO!!!!! This is wrong in so many levels….

    9, 15, 16, 24, 26, 29, are wrong.
    33 is irrelevant, 32 is wrong,
    39 is a sign of wanting to fuck you,
    41, 63, 65, is wrong again…

    75 is soooo wrong at so many levels… 79, 83, 85, is wrong.

    For 87 cheating, watafuck… you don’t give a second chance. Why? because why in the fuck would he cheat on you if you’re not broken or on a “break”…. NEVER EVER and I mean NEVER FUCKING EVER take back a guy who cheats on you because if he really loved you then he wouldn’t have comfort in someone else, if you say poor him I’ve been ignoring him.. then it’s your fault, but he’s gone… sometimes he can be played by a girl meaning he could be attacked or rushed by a girl to do something he doesn’t want… he will push back and away if loves you… he won’t give a shit if he doesn’t…

    88, most guys look for ways to “let go of a girl” asap, unless you have been in a serious relationship with the dude, meaning more than 6 months then he really loves you…
    91, is a motherfucking joke. A guy will cry in front of a girl sometimes to prove that he is “sensitive” very few cry in front of a girls presence if they are at there weakest.
    93, this is not true when the guy likes you, he will try to see you or hear from you in anyway possible if he likes you.. if not he says “fuck it”
    95, guys seek advice from girls true, but they seek advice from older men, because are more experienced when sweet talk a girl…
    97 gets girls into bed sooner, are seriously wrong…

    Next time you post something about guys, it will be because you know them and have been treated like shit multiple times… grow up child…

    97. If a guy says you’re beautiful, that guy likes you.

    Is a line, trust me. I’m a guy, I’ve seen this many times.
    The world is full players because of sluts, and to those good girls
    who think that they are making the guy fall in love with them…
    I pity you… I’m sorry

    • bro… 1st thing. youre sick. youre fucking sick, ive showed this to all my friends they agreed with 90% of it. you need help and i mean some therapy or similar options of treatment.
      2nd not all guys are the same no matter what girls say, there are basically 2 kinds of guys, a moron exampled and represented by this half-bred above me, and a MAN. a man is mostly like this above, at least a normal man.
      3rd you dont respect the bro code dickhead.

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