The Indian Pawar/Paisa/Premier League came to an end on Sunday with the Rajasthan Royals beating the Chennai Super Kings on the last ball and lifting the most ugly looking trophy I’ve seen till date. One’s got to give credit to Mr. Hollywood Shane Warne and his fellow Shane, Shane Watson. Credit also goes to the guy with the weirdest bowling action ever, Mr. Sohail Tanvir. For his own sake, I sincerely hope he does something about his action or else I’m pretty sure his arms are gonna snap one day. Through this medium, I would also like to say, “Screw you, Salman Khan. Stop promoting Dus Ka Dum for God’s sake”. The DY Patil Stadium made me very happy, by the way. It looks world class. I just hope the continue maintaining it.
With the end of the inaugural IPL, the inaugural PFHOI Contest has also come to an end. And we have a winner, who, much like the Rajasthan Royals, has dominated through out. He’s the anna, the ganna, the chashme bahut-door, the geet ka deewana, the comedy ka parwaana – AMIT! During the course of the contest, many tried to dethrone him but he refused to budge. He just sat there, smirked and said, Yeh Fevicol ka jod hai, tootega nahi!
So, my hearty congratulations to Amit, and to everyone who’s participated in the contest and made it a success inspite of me losing interest in it half way. I also apologize for not updating during the semi-finals and the finals but I can blame that on my stupid USB-LAN Card. It must be sneezing big time now, considering I’ve mentioned in all the three latest posts. And now, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you, the PFHOI trophy. But actually, we don’t have any trophy because the IPL trophy has just put me off them. Just how flamboyant can we really get? So, for Amit, here’s his favorite Geet trophy! :P
And now, we would like Amit to accept the trophy and give a speech. Ladies and Gentlemen, please clap for the man!