By now, you people must have realized that any post which has the word “crash” in the title is going to deal with my crash course. So, yep, this one is dealing with that too. But don’t worry, the title doesn’t mean that I am dissatisfied with the current academy. I, actually am pretty happy with it for a change.
I, however, am not happy with my driving skills. We don’t have two cars at home so basically it means that wherever I go, it has to be on the scooter. I can’t exactly drive a car right now anyway. So, when on a scooter, I get really nervous when I have to maneuver an unorthodox turn or overtake somebody. And in a city like mine, you can’t get nervous. Even if you know you’re wrong, you can’t get nervous. You have to be confident all the time and make it look like you are doing the right thing. Otherwise, you’ll only have people calling you a ‘Monkey’. Yep, the same magical word which made Harbhajan Singh a hero and earned Andrew Symonds the second highest bid in the Indian Pawar/Paisa League. Oh wait, it’s Indian Premier League. IPL also reminds me of Shah Rukh Khan. And I’m wondering how the Kolkata Knight Riders are gonna Korbo, Lorbo and Jeetbo without Shoaib Akhtar amongst them. They never had any good batsmen and now the key bowler is gone too. But SRK is a smart man, he must’ve realized that he’s pretty much doomed and so he must be concentrating really hard on dancing for weddings and item-numbers now. Since I can’t see any umeed ki kiran(ray of hope) for SRK and his Krazzy11 now, I think I should get back to my roots and start supporting Preity Zinta and her dimples..oops I mean her players.
Woah wait, where is this going? This wasn’t supposed to be about IPL! I think I really deserve two awards at this point of time. One is ‘the most confused person on the planet’ award for not being able to decide what I wanna do with my life and the second is the ‘most off topic blogger on the planet’ award for beginning to write about something and ending up with something completely different. This post was supposed to be about driving, for God’s sake. Brothers and sisters, give me a “Get back to the topic, asshole!” right now!
Brothers and sisters – “Get back to the topic, asshole!”
Okay, okay, fine. So, yes, today was another normal day at the academy and I’m pretty surprised that I actually enjoyed the Maths period today. I actually managed to understand ‘Applications of Derivatives’ which is a huge huge achievement for me considering that I haven’t managed to solve even 1 question from this topic over the past 1 year. Anyway, this isn’t about Derivatives. It’s about chicks..actually one particular chick. I don’t know what her name is but she’s kinda cool. I don’t have a crush on her or anything because that’d be illogical as she is at least a foot and a half taller than me. But still, she’s cool. She wears Converse All Stars and has like two nails out of 5 painted black and the rest painted silver. How cool is that? Although girls do that pretty often but you don’t expect seeing one of those girls in non-medical and that too on a crash course. Digressing from the topic again, there’s one more interesting thing. The sex ratio in this class is pretty amazing. Through the last 2 years, I’ve studied here and there were never more than 3 benches of girls in a batch. And it’s 4 girls on one bench. So make that 3×4=12 girls and something around 50 guys. But in this crash course, we have at least six benches full of girls and approximately six girls on one bench. So that makes it 6×6=36 girls. And that number is huge! By crash course standards, it really is huge.
Brothers and Sisters – “Get back to the topic, asshole!”
Oh, yeah. So, after the class ended today, I went to my scooter. The girl that I mentioned in the previous paragraph comes on a car. She comes with another friend of hers who is also moderately hot. So, while I was leaving, the girl decided to leave too and since I didn’t have a view of her car, I landed almost in front of her. I can’t really explain this. Or wait, maybe I can. Check out the following diagram, it should give you an idea.
And when me and her car screeched to a halt, I looked up and saw her in the car. And I deflated like a balloon that’s just been hit by a pin. Thankfully, we didn’t collide and I didn’t fall or injure myself. That would have been really embarrassing. So, without looking up, I just went away, cursing myself. Let’s get into statistics again. There are around 30 scooters belonging to the children who study in the academy. And some 10 of them come in cars. According to Probability theory (don’t take it too seriously, my math is always wrong), she could have hit any of the 30 scooters in there. Also, I could have managed to get hit by any of the 10 cars in there. So basically, the probability of her hitting me is something like 1/300. And that doesn’t seem like a large number. And still, it had to happen! Why God, why?
But then, “Ek ladki par bane impression ki keemat tum kya jaano Bhagwaan. Kisi ladke ki zindagi ka sabse bada achievement hota hai ek ladki par impression. Kisi ladke ke jeene ka maksad hota hai ek ladki par bana impression. Par tumko to sirf satyanaas karna hi aata hai na?”
P.S. – The above mentioned lines are highly inspired from the following dialogue of Om Shanti Om. “Ek chutki sindoor ki keemat tum kya jaano Ramesh babu. Suhaagan ke jeevan ka taaj hota hai ek chutki sindoor..etc etc.”. You can’t expect me to remember the entire thing! I’m not some Om Prakash Makhija who’s in love with some Shantipriya.
But before I go, “tum log bore to nahi hue na? Thenks”.
P.P.S. –
Ruhi – Your link love has to be postponed to the next post. This one was unplanned.
Perx – Your TV thingy has also been postponed to the next post. Tum naraaz to nahi ho rahe na? Thenks.
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hey ish u dunno me bt i absolutely adore ur blog.Once i kept on jumping frm blogs to blogs n landed here..n since den m hooked to it. Dnt kno y bt i can actually relate 2 each n evry post of urs as if i kno d person whose writin it. Lol weird i kno. Neways jst wanted 2 tel ya how vry mch i luv ur work. Keep it up. Tc. Byeee
oh god! you are the ultimate drama king…baap re. I was wondering what the picture is all about! Now I know what you mean. And btw, Shoaib Akhtar is not banned from IPL. He can play there…so SRK is not doomed
And also, your probability theory answer is wrong. 10 cars+ 30 scooters= 40. So, the probability of hitting you is 1/40
And that scene Ek Chutki sindoor is my favorite, but I’m a little pissed off with Deepika now. Seems like she’s developed starry airs and ignored SRK’s wife Gauri completely and is ignoring the other units of the OSO team too.
And I was only joking about the link love. Don’t take me too seriously.
@Shaivi: Why thank you, Shaivi. All that praise is making me vairy vairy happy! I’m glad you enjoy reading me and please do leave comments. I would be more than happy to read them. Take Care.
@Ruhi: Hihihi I knew that was coming. I put all the drama I could inside it but I thought it was much fun. My friend called me sometime back and I told him about this. You know what he said? He said, “Bewakoof hai tu. Uske saamne you should have faked falling down and getting hurt and then woh baahar nikal ke sorry worry bolti”. And now I’m thinking he was right. Badhiya chance waste kar diya yaar. And what’s life without a little drama anyway. Chalta hai, nahi?
Iono if Shoib is banned from IPL. Day before yesterday Lalit Modi said that he couldn’t play. Uske baad se maine news nahi dekhi isliye mereko pata nahi. In any case yaar, SRK toh doomed hai hi. Kolkata Knight Riders ki team to dekho, all bowlers. Akela Ganguly dada kya kar lega? Waise bhi Twenty20 mein bowlers ne toh pitna hi hota hai. Jo karna hai woh toh Yuvraj aur Symonds type logon ne karna hai.
And probability theory ke saath maine bracket mein likha hai na ki theory galat hai? Mere ko pata hai ki galat hai. Par it’s not 1/40 either. Itna pakka hai. Because we are finding the probability of her hitting someone and me getting hit. Toh uske liye theoram wagehra hai, isi saal kiya hai. Ab mereko naam bhool gaya hai.
Yea? Deepika has turned snobby? That’s sad. SRK and Gauri are the last people she should ignore. Maybe she can join the other banners but SRK ke saath relations maintain karne ka usko bahut fayda hona tha. And have you heard..maybe Saif and Kareena are getting married. It’s all over the news channels.
And chodd na, link love toh ab milega hi. Yeh Don ka promise hai aur Don kabhi apni kahi hui baat se mukarta nahi.
Btw, did you notice the change in the tagline of my blog? Aaj hi Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind dekhi, mast thi. I was considering changing the name of the blog to that altogether but fir socha ki nahi, zyada ho jayega.
Ruhi is right, u r the ultimate drama king of the blogosphere. And u did miss that golden chance, read five point someone, u’ll get an idea, what would have happened after that. hari had coitus(remember 10th class bio?) with the girl who had hit him in the end. no offence, but u could have earned urself a gf.
And don’t worry about the tag, do it whenever u feel like it.
@Perx: Ya Allah! Ek to logon ko hasaane ki koshish karo and upar se woh naye naye adjectives de dete hain. Bahut na-insaafi hai.
Dude, the Hari waala thing happens only in books. And even if I did fall in this case, it wasn’t gonna be her fault. It was my fault, I wasn’t seeing. So basically if I fell then uske saare dost log would have come and would have abused me and kicked the shit out of me for denting her car. Usne toh ro dho ke side pe ho jaana tha, and meri dhulaai ho jaani thi.
Moreover, she can’t be my girlfriend man. She’s like one and a half foot taller than me. Thodi bahut lambi hoti toh bhi theek tha, more than a feet would get too embarrassing. Log sochenge apne chote bhai ko saath lekar jaa rahi hai.
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aap toh bura hi maan gaye, sir. I was just kidding. I know this stuff is all fantasy…….. par rehene de, if u would have fallen, her friends wouldn’t have beat you, she would indeed cry, yes, but that might have worked in ur favour……atleast gained a friends if not a gf… anyway, don’t take me seriously….i am a real confused personality…..
p.s. that chhota chai thing is so true………..
read bhai instead of chai in the comment above.(yeah i like to embarrass myself like that)
OMGWTF! Hahaha…but it suits you well…th blog title I mean (at least in the current state of mind
Eternal Sunshine is one of my favorite movies. Total mind f*ck types. I’m not being able to watch too many movies these days because of lots of work. Instead I’m trying to catch up on some reading.
And your friend is right- you should have fallen and stuff…
Always works. The girl would have melted and you would have become friends. Don’t act so macho macho. Girls like “softy” types 
Re: Akhtar- you may be right. I just read about it in the Pakistan Cricket Board thing, where they said that Akhtar is free to play for IPL.
Re: SRK/Gauri- Yeah, ignoring the badshah of Bollywood is never good. He is a highly influential person for sure.
LOL..nahi hum bore nahi huye..randomness is totally great.
Oh and I can relate to the car waala incident, though from the girl’s p.o.v. maybe. It happened with me too. This guy at my coaching centre overtook me on his scooter form the wrong side, had to swerve due to the much-familiar presence of a doggie in the middle of the road and somehow landed up in front of my car, narrowly avoiding being hit and I was like, “Tereko marne ke liye meri car hi mili kya?” Thankfully he’s one of the ppl i’m friends with and so nobody buraa maano-fied.
But i agree with Ruhi. You could have faked a fall
Do that next time around 
lol love the diagram. also agree that you should of faked an injury, hate to admit but girls like nurturing.
lol, ish, this post was even more lol-er than the previous.
and i hope u realise i’m not leaving longer comments becoz of this exam thingy…
Ohhhooo….bechara Ish. You are again going to loose your heart. I can foresee that…but wait…the girl is tall. Right?? But how does that matter. I mean tumne kaunsi uss se shadi karni hai.
The last I heard Shohaid was allowed to play. Did I missed something??
Aur I am reealllllly glad that you are liking your Crash course center. *Sigh of relief*
Whoa. 36 girls. You must be busier concentrating on the 6 benches than at the one teacher!
And … it’s cool you’re ALLOWED to drive two-wheelers. I’m not. Or even to ride them. But I do anyway. So, it doesn’t matter.
Ish,your post clearly shows that your exams are over and you are back in form :)The pain and agony in your writing is a thing of the past.
About SRK and IPL- Shahrukh is a smart man, he has already declared that if he doesn’t make money this year he will be out of IPL.
//“Ek ladki par bane impression ki keemat tum kya jaano Bhagwaan. Kisi ladke ki zindagi ka sabse bada achievement hota hai ek ladki par impression. Kisi ladke ke jeene ka maksad hota hai ek ladki par bana impression. Par tumko to sirf satyanaas karna hi aata hai na?”//-I wish hindi films used this dialogue more than the one you quoted from ‘OSO’.
cool. good to hear that u are ejoying the ‘crash’ course and the ‘crash’ (with the) girl(s).
m kind of jumpin in b/w bt wt d hell ab jump maar he di hai to i’l say wt i want 2 say heheh :P…na dnt think fallin in front of her car wud av been a gud idea…jst imagine..wt wud av been ur 1st impression…ek scooter theek se nahi chala sakta duffer sa
wo kehte hain na 1st impression is d last impression…abhi aage ka chance hai nw tht ur izzat is sahi salamt in front of her
best of luk
@Perx: Bura maan-na is so much fun because it makes people backtrack and apologize even if they aren’t at fault.
This stuff is not fantasy btw, it actually happened if that’s what you mean. And trust me, if I had fallen and if she had started shouting or something like that, then I would surely have gotten beaten. And trying to get close to a girl without knowing everything about her can be very dangerous in my city because who knows she might be having a boyfriend right at the academy itself. And those boyfriends are so possessive that they can’t see their girl talking to another guy. So I would have definitely gotten my ass kicked. I’ve seen it happening with people. Don’t want it to happen to me.
@Ruhi: Yeah, I know. That’s why I wanted to keep it as the blog title because I’m so very aimless right now. Eternal Sunshine was really nice, I loved Kate Winslet and her hairstyles for one. And I always like Jim Carrey for whatever he does. It was very different. As if it were that easy to forget things right? I haven’t been able to watch movies or read books either. All I do is go to the academy, study and sleep. And I need to do something about my weight, I’m getting a little on the mota side of things and with my kind of height, it’s gonna be a major disadvantage.
And Iono if falling would have worked. You can’t stereotype girls. She for one wasn’t looking like she’d melt. When I looked up after balancing myself, she gave me ‘The LOOK’. And she wasn’t driving anyway. Her friend was. I actually waited for them to leave before leaving myself lest it should happen again.
And also, I wasn’t in an exactly falling position. It would have looked really dumb if I decided to fall. And moreover, you don’t think such things when it happens. That time you’re too confused right? Yeh sab to baad mein hi yaad aata hai.
About Akhtar, initially PCB did say that he could play in the IPL. Later I think they said no. Now, I dunno.
SRK definitely is an influential person. And waise bhi, he himself has reached the top because he maintains a cordial and nice nice relationship with everybody and people readily do what he says. If Deepika is actually doing what you say she is, that is highly dumb.
@Sanyukta: Good, tum bore nahi hui! Thenks!
Everybody has had a car and scooter waala incident. I can tell you that more than half the guys hope they have an incident where a girl falls and they get to pick her up and be friendly and shit. Why else do you think an entire mob gathers when a girl falls and only old uncles and aunties come to help when a guy has fallen?
Haan haan, next time toh pakka. I’ma tell her to start moving on the call of 1,2 and 3 and bang into her big time and go flying here and there. Then she’ll be there by my bedside in the hospital and me would be looking like a mummy or something. Btw, tumhaara bhi PMT ka exam hua kya recently? I heard logon ka exam tha last sunday or something.
@NightWriter: Thank You for noticing the diagram. I put a lot of pain into it. Well, exactly it took 3 minutes but that’s a lot of pain by my standards.
And okay, you’re added to the list of people who think I should’ve banged into the girl and faked the fall.
@Nids: Lol thenks. Now you can leave Lol, Loler and Lolest based upon how funny the post was. Don’t leave a ‘Lolita’ though, tauba tauba log kya sochenge?
And I know it’s because of the exams. I can totally relate and all. Abhi kuch hi toh din hue hain exams khatam hue hue. Anyway, how are yours going? Sab badhiya andar bahar?
@Amit: Haha no, I’m not gonna lose my heart this time. Ab main bada ho gaya hoon yaar.
Mereko pata hai maine usse shaadi nahi karni but I fall in love only with the chicks with whom I think mera thoda bahut chance hai. I’m not gonna go into that lost puppy phase and make posts about the one I love and all anytime sooner. Waise there are a couple of girls who are close to my height but again, I’m not gonna fall for them. Ek mahine mein pyaar nahi hota. Do chaar mahine toh realize karne mein lag jaate hain and uske baad do-teen saal baat karne mein. Mera speed thoda zyada slow hai. 
The last I heard Shoaib wasn’t allowed to play. Abhi pata nahi. I think they’re gonna lift the ban on him anyway. It’s too strict and they do need him. I think sirf usko sabak sikhaane ki koshish kar rahe hain.
Yeah, I’m okay with this crash course. I’ve decided ke jitna kiya jaa sakta hai woh theek hai. Baaki dekha jayega right?
@Espera: I said 36 girls but I never said 36 “lookable at” girls. Only 5 or 6 of them are the moderately hot kinds. But there’s no time to see them, I try to concentrate on the teachers. It’s worked till now, and I hope it keeps on working otherwise it’ll be nothing different from the last 2 years. And I don’t think I have the power to deal with any more lectures and disasters.
And I’m not exactly allowed to drive two-wheelers either. I just do. :-j
@Prerna: Yeah, I am reasonably happy and back in form nowadays. Although the exams aren’t exactly over yet but still it’s fine. Though I can tell you that I’ve only posted about the happy things somehow. The sad things are still somewhere inside me and I’ve been trying to ignore them.
Yes, I heard SRK said he’d give up the franchise but I dunno if Lalit Modi is gonna stick to what he said..that they would buy back the franchises in case anyone incurred a loss. I heard SRK put in something like 308 crores. I wonder how these people get this kind of money and how they can invest it on something they can’t exactly be sure of. But then, as SRK says, that’s life.
And I know you don’t like that OSO dialogue. I had read it somewhere on your blog. I think it was overdone too.
@Xylene: LOL, yeah, thenks.
@Shaivi: You should always jump in you know. Jump maarna is very good.
And thank God finally I found someone who figured out why I decided not to fake falling. Izzat ka falooda ho jaana tha if I fell. And it would have been exactly the same situation, “Ek scooter theek se nahi chala sakta duffer waala”. Aage ka dekho, aaj toh I didn’t even look at her. Himmat nahi hui kal waali jo usne look di thi uske baad.
Btw, are you male or female? I can’t figure out. Baad mein mat bolna jab he ka she ya fir she ka he ho jaye.
no, no the fantasy part i’m talking about is the novel. Waise i don’t know where u live, so i assume u r right….
Wow. Stats really hates you doesn’t it?
yeah eggjactly….abhi d incident is kinda recent for her 2….who knows wt happens 2mrw or dey aftr 2mrw or day aftr 2mrw
hehehhhe m definitely a gal stupid…av u heard d name shaivi of sme male :O
maine to females ka bhi nahi suna male to door ki baat hai
Hi. I’ve a question to the blog author. My question is different indeed which isn’t supposed to be here! Anyway, you’ve written that how knight riders could who without the presence of shoaib amongst them. I want to know what is the difference between among and amongst. Which word is appropriate for what? I’m a little english learner. If you answer, it could be helpful to me. I wish you will.
@Perx: Achcha, novel waala. I’ll tell you where I live on your blog btw, don’t really wanna mention it here.
@Sha: You bet it does.
@Shaivi: Yea, I know. Tomorrow and day after tomorrow ki umeed mein hi toh jee rahe hain hum.
And if there’s one thing that I’ve learned in 18 years of existence, it’s that one should not go by names. Shaivi could be a nickname of some male also na, you can never say.
Abhi I’ll tell you one thing. I’ve also seen more females with my name in my life than males. So you see, you never know. Isliye poochna is better for health.
@Sajib: Sure I’ll answer that. Basically, there is no difference between among and amongst as far as I know. The only difference is that “Among” is used more frequently in the United States of America and “Amongst” is used more in England. Basically they both mean the same so you can use either of them. That’s as far as I know. I could be wrong too but I hope this helped.
umeed pe he duniya kayam hai beta…keep goin :P..waise u can alwys initiate sme convo wid her in d class as in related 2 studies n all???
u mean u av seen females wid d name ishmeet :O…weird
if thts d case den m happy that u confirmed it hehehe
MAN U R AWESOME ENTERTAINER!!!!!!!!!
oks, no problemo
@Shaivi: Iono what kind of things she’s interested in and a studies related convo is the last thing I’d wanna start with anyone. Why start a convo which I know I won’t be able to sustain long enough?
Till date, yes I have seen more female versions of my name than the male ones. And it’s not weird, it’s supposed to be a female name from what I’ve heard.
@Priyam: Thanks
@Perx: Ah, I had almost forgotten. Lemme leave you a comment on your blog.
I foresee that by the end of this year, you both will fall in love.
There is nothing called coincidence. [Da 'Vince' Code 3:16]
@Ashish: Nah, that ain’t happening. The crash course is just till the 25th of this month. So if I have to fall in love, I’ll have to make it really fast.
Da Vince Code, LMFAO. =))
We-ell. Good point.
Usually Engg. girls aren’t good looking. Why so? Why, why?
Genetics at play? Or is it natural selection?
You know, Engg. girls wouldn’t have the time to care about their looks, so why waste it on them? Give them something they’d need more - grey cells.
And about the girl with the car … I bet she did it on purpose. Are you good looking? Or maybe you’re funny. Girls lurve funny guys.
When I foresee, then it will happen. Who knows, maybe she enrolls in the same college as you, or comes to live somewhere near you.. etc.
Never say never.
i fully undrstd ur sentiments on d issue :P..evn i wont strt a studies related convo wid ANYONE evn if my life depended on it
bt i think thts d only option u av 2 talk 2 her i mean…u cant jst talk 2 a crash course classmate on ne topic…n who says u’l av 2 sustain tht convo…its al a matter of strtin…once u do n becme frnds options r open…till den dis topic is m afraid ur only chance 
oh al rite i dint kno tht thot its supposed 2 b a male name
Aahh !! I see your doing pretty well in your Crashing…sorry…Crash Course !
Bringing up Statistics and Probability and all…!
Hahahahaha! Holy, this post has done me good! It feels good to see another soul going through the same issues that I did two years ago. (Yeah, I am sadistic that way.) Don’t worry if you’re confused about life. I did my 12th two years ago, chucked non-med, didn’t sit for competitions in spite of slogging my brains off for them for two years and was very proud of that fact. But…I’m still as confused, if not more.
I loved the graphical explanation! ROTFL @ screech!
But maybe that ladki thought that the ladka is a decent guy who had enough sense to simply get embarassed and run off than stand and argue. So, maybe, tumhaare impression ka foundation stone lay ho gaya. Ab construction shuroo karo.
Oh, by the way, it’s awesome that you’re cheering Mohali too! Yeah, we’re gonna bash those Oooi-Maa type of Kolkata waale with their good for nothing team! Yay Mohali!
well, another ( love ) story ? hmm now I get the point of these long posts… and girls fan club etc ………. I think I should learn from you .. a trick indeed .. juz kiddin ..
keep us informed .. may be u can give my orkut id to her LOL
@Espera: No no, it’s not natural selection or anything. As you’ve said, it’s simply the fact that they don’t have the time to groom themselves and all that. Because you’re expected to study. And most girls who actually look cool and care about their looks don’t seem to take engineering..I don’t know why. Maybe they know they’re not that bright and parents believe in making them take Commerce too because somehow they think that she’s only gonna marry so what’s the logic in studying and all that. I think that’s what happens back here..about Delhi, Iono.
I don’t think the girl did it on purpose. Didn’t I mention she wasn’t driving? Her friend was. And it was bad timing, that was obvious since neither me, nor her had the view of what was gonna come from the side. And I’m not good looking, that’s for sure. I’m not bad looking okay but there are people in the class who are way better than me. I’m funny, I know. But does she know I’m funny? I don’t think so.
@Ashish: You, sir are very far-sighted. I never even imagined in my wildest dreams that something like that could also happen. And maybe I suddenly decide to grow one and a half inches and reach close to six feet. That way, I can definitely manage to fall in love with her.
@Shaivi: The basic problem with me is that I’m shit at starting conversations. I don’t know how to introduce myself and how to basically initiate the conversation. Once it gets going, I think I’ll be able to sustain it. Gotta wait and watch.
Punjabi names, as you must be knowing are really weird. There’s no basic gender difference in the names. For example, Gurleen can be a girl and can be a guy also. So you can never be sure that it’s a guy guy name or a girl girl name.
@Priya: Haha, thank you thank you. I’m doing well only at crashing btw, not the crash course. I brought up Stats and Probability because those are the only topics I like out of the entire 12th mathematics.
@Drenched: OMG, you too! And I thought I was the only one who was thinking along those lines. I’m very happy to know that there are other people too and that they’re still alive after 2 years of having taken that decision. I was being made to feel that I’d die if I didn’t give them engineering entrance exams. Sardar khush hua, bahut khush hua!
I never thought that way! Maybe she actually did think that I was a decent guy because I made it look like I was the one who was at fault! I think I can build on that..maybe say something like, “You please leave first..I don’t want the same incident to be repeated again. After all, mereko har time idhar udhar thukne ki aadat nahi hai” or something.
I was pretty divided between Mohali and Kolkata. I really love ShahRukh so I thought I’d support Kolkata. But after seeing that Korbo Lorbo Jeetbo video and his team, I decided otherwise. The next choice obviously was Mohali because I’m from Punjab. So, yep, Chak De Kings XI Punjab now.
@Dinsan: LOL no, not another story. What’s the point of my long posts btw..I don’t get it. Please tell me also.
And you gave me another brilliant idea. I need to run an Orkut search on her! I wonder why I haven’t done that till now! 
hmm bt i wud advice not 2 mention dis incident again…weneva u mke d decision 2 talk 2 her talk as if dis neva happnd
@Ish : Aap to bahut hi slow hain. Aneways even I am like that.
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Too much of studies is really not good for health. 
About her giving you “THE LOOK”, probably she knew that you like her or something. That’s why she gave THE LOOK. Else she wouldn’t have. Probably you acted too stupid or too guilty or too embarrassed. You need to fall…style se!
Remember SRK’s sidekick in OSO? Didn’t he say- style se? Bas wahi karo.
Personally i think u don’t hv any idea abt the game of cricket.U hv mentioned that tre is no key player in Sharakukh’s team.For ur kind information tre r 3 main players in his team who can change the game any moment like our own dada SOURAV,Ricky Ponting and Gayle.I don’t consider Shoiaib as a key bowler.
@Shaivi: Okay, I’ll keep that in mind. And knowing myself, I know I’m not even gonna talk to her. It takes a lot out of me to do that. I’m over silent, you know.
@Amit: Sadly, yeah, I know mera toh kuch nahi ho sakta. And I’m feeling bad because of that these days somehow, pata nahi kyun.
@Ruhi: In my case, the motaapa is not because of the studies. To think about it, I hardly study these days. My motaapa is because of my tendency to eat junk food, chipps and coke and then not exercise even one bit. I can’t believe I’ve reached 50 Kg’s. :/
And about her giving me THE LOOK, I have no idea. I’ve never really expressed an interest in her, in front of her. I try not to make things obvious. But if she’s managed to sense that, she’s pretty smart. She probably gave me the look because she thinks I’m a jerk anyway. I can seem quite like one if you don’t exactly know me. I can’t fake a fall, style se or without style se. It would’ve been really embarrassing ke bas aise hi khada khada gir gaya.
@Ankur: See, what I said is not only what I personally feel. I’ve read it at a couple of places and people who know cricket well are saying that. In a Twenty20 match, SRK’s team has 3 major batsmen..so I’d say that’s very unbalanced. And even though I really like Dada, he’s not really a Twenty20 player. Neither did Ricky Ponting do well in that format. Chris Gayle though is a very strong guy. I think Shoaib was a key player because even though he might not be in the best of form, he’s still got pace. And moreover, batsmen fear him. Thanks for visiting and commenting, btw.
ohk lol got it
Why are you feeling bad about it? Abhi to aapki umar hi kya hai? Cheer up, you have lots of time to learn.
Oh, come on. If she had been driving and had crashed, it would have looked obvious. So, she did what every girl does. Asked her friend to take over. =P
So, don’t lose heart yet.
That good looking girls trend does follow in Delhi too. But, haven’t you heard of natural beauty? People who don’t fuss about their looks but look good anyway. You know, those naturally thin people who eat and eat and still don’t gain an ounce of weight. And those people who have naturally great hair and nice skin. Of course, they are rare. But good looks doesn’t necessarily mean a lot of grooming.
And I’m sure she knows you’re funny. They get to know somehow always.
proper comment–she was hitting on you. duh.
and i’m supposrting mohali btw. delhi daredevils is SO GODDAM boring.
sigh, *brett*, here i come.
hey dude..howz u ..i have been missing ur off topic blog s and comments..
well,yes i would vote for u in case u get nominated for the off topic award ..
and ur female fan following is as usual increasing at exponential rate..
hey, how’d ur iit paper-1 go? aiee preparations in full swing i see, u don’t log in these days…………..
@Shaivi: Good girl! Achcha hua na I asked your gender. Nahi toh I would have had to say Good girl/boy.
@Amit: That’s not the only thing which is making me feel bad. It’s a lot of things combined. Actually it’s been happening ever since the boards ended. I do have periods where I’m happy but most of the times I’m not. I’m confused for one, waging a war with myself and my parents over the most unimportant things. And then having intelligent people around me hurts too. So over all add subtract karke din kharaab hi chal rahe hain.
@Espera: LOL, you and your logics. She has a crush on me so she asked her friend to go bang her car into me. And she would have paid her the damages afterwards right? Talk about wishful thinking.
Yeah, there are such people. And I’m somebody who doesn’t care a lot about looks. Some part of it is important of course but I don’t need you to be extremely breathtaking to fall for you. I fall for the ones people call “average” girls most of the times. And such girls are almost always better than the ones who spend most of their time grooming themselves. Those ultimately end up being a little on the blonde side of things. You know what I mean, right?
I hope she knows I’m funny. That’s the only way I might end up striking a conversation with her. But it’s gonna look pretty funny ’cause I’ll be looking at her like I’m talking to Eiffel Tower or something. :-j
@Nidhi: Funny everyone thinks she was hitting on me. What’s gone into you people? Isn’t there something called co-incidence? And welcome to Kings XI Punjab!
Now they’ll have at least 3 supporters. That’s good!
@Arvind: I’m fine man. And I haven’t really disappeared have I? It’s you who vanished. Now that you’re back and have made a post, my off topic comments can strike back to life. Will leave one on your post soon. Did read it but abhi comment karne ka time nahi hai. Have to go somewhere.
And kahaan badh rahi hai yaar. Abhi toh following kaafi hadh tak static ho chuki hai.
@Perx: Don’t tell me you didn’t know that I wasn’t giving JEE? I’ve mentioned it quite a few times in here I think. I didn’t give it because I knew it was impossible for me to clear it and my parents didn’t fancy the idea of wasting Rs. 1000 on something that’d not yield any results.
And as far as AIEEE is concerned, I’m not exactly preparing much for that either. It’s just that I’ve become lazy and mood wood nahi hai ek do din se so comments wagehra nahi post kare.
@ish
I knew, but i thought u might have changed ur mind….i’ve seen it happen many times with people. Arey yaar, don’t consider anything impossible….that attitude is wrong. We should just try, agar nahi hua, koi baat nahi, ho gaya toh changa.
Chal, even if you are not preparing yourself, the crash course must be helping you, don’t worry…thapar mein teri seat pakki hai!
Oh, that was one AWESOME read!!
*laughing away to glory*
Cheers mate!!
luks lke u r a vry cautious person…prepared for evry situation b4hand
Hahaha, you can always sit for the competitions if you’re worried about 2-saal-ka-torture-waste-jaayega and all. And if you do get into some decent place but don’t take the seat and go into some other field instead, you can always show off saying, “Yeah, I’d got into [insert smartass college name] but I decided not to take it up. Engineers eventually toh MBA hee karte hain. So, I decided to do graduation/honours in my favourite subject and directly sit for the CAT. That way, I save an year too.” This will prove your smartass nature as well.
As for the Punjabi names discussion between you and Shaivi, *sigh*. There are girls (*points to herself*) who have NEVER met a female namesake in their lives. I’ve had people tell me how they knew so-and-so disgusting guy named [my name] or how their neighbourhood Sardar uncle had a little kid and he named him [my name] and call him so-and-so (which is usually a horrible distortion of the original one). There are some who come up to me and tell me that they like my name. I’m always left to wonder whether it was a genuine compliment or were they being mean and sarcastic. Really, this is sheer torture!
static !!! what the hell.
.i can see a lot of new girls commenting on ur blog 
aur … no to IIT .. lazy for AIEEE …
wait a minute thats how it all started for me too..and i ended up right here where i am now…
@Perx: I know the attitude is completely jaded but that’s the way it is right now. Abhi 19th ko Vellore Institute of Technology ka bhi exam hai. They have this absolutely amazing campus according to the prospectus but the people who’ve studied there tell me it’s boring. Vellore is a small city and it doesn’t have much except VIT, a medical college and a fort. And it requires 50% in PCM.
Thapar? Me? Hah! Bahut kam chance hai. Thapar ke liye many people will be trying and also uska bhi minimum requirement 60% in PCM in Boards hai. Mere nahi aane waale and I know that.
@Prarthana: I’m glad you liked it. Thenks.
And thenks for visiting. 
@Shaivi: Lol yea, you bet. Prepare hona padta hai, you know. Kya pata kab zindagi test lene ke mood mein aa jaye. Aur, what’s been up all these days?
@Drenched: I am sitting for the competitions yeah but not because 2-saal-ka-torture waste jayega and all. I had a lot of fun in the last 2 years and wouldn’t trade them for anything. And I was so planning to give up competitions and go for a BCA from a good place instead because my ultimate interest lies in computers. But then my mum and dad managed to convince me to go for B.Tech. because they prefer Btech’s over BCA’s. And then dad told me that the maximum number of people who crack the CAT are engineers. So I had to give in somewhere. It sucks to have parents in the teaching profession because they can always manage to convince you into doing what they want you to do. And then my Dad is the head of an institute which prepares people for CAT and all so the statistics are there with him. It shows that 70% people are engineers and so I had no counter-arguments for that either. Chalo, let’s see kya hota hai.
And about the names, I never though I’d have a namesake. And I was fine with my name. But then suddenly people with the same name started turning up in the same school. And suddenly there were so many females with my name that I was being teased all over. I’m pretty sure they linked me with at least 3 of them lol. And I thought I’d never find a male with the same name. Suddenly one fine day on Star Plus, comes up this guy from MY own city and MY own name. And life was never the same after that. Now whenever the Airtel people call me and ask me my name, they always go “KYA?! Woh Voice of India waala?!” and when I say no, they sound disappointed and all. I’ve noticed one funny thing though..all female employees of Airtel are called Muskaan. Pata nahi aur kitna muskurayenge. Distortions in names are annoying. Nobody should be allowed to do that except yourself I believe. So, then, what’s your name (if you don’t mind)?
@Arvind: It is static, number utna bhi nahi badh raha.
You did the same? But you did manage to get a good job and all in the end na. Mera toh pata nahi kya hoga.
jitna bhi prepare ho jao….life hs dis knack of surprisin u at times
@Shaivi: True that, and it’s essential too at times. A life without surprises would get way too monotonous and boring, don’t you think?
true…its jst tht surprise shudnt turn in2 a shock
Dude, wear high heels.
For the record, although I don’t support anybody diehard, I go with my Sachin and his Mumbai somethings.
who’s the third. are they really called kings punjab? not omg-brett’s-so-hot or something?
@ arre , thats y i toild u there are lot of job oppurtunities out there,,,,u will get one too
@Shaivi: Yep, you hit the nail on the head.
@Ashish: I might wear shoes with pseudo heels at some point in my life. Not right now though. And I’m genuinely not interesting in wearing one feet heels just to be able to reach her face. Naa.
@Nids: Drenched is the third. Refer to the 31st comment. Her comment is somewhere in the thirties. And yep, they’re called Kings XI Punjab. You’re forgetting that Preity isn’t the only owner of the team. There’s Ness Wadia also and I don’t think he would have liked his team having a name like “OMG Brett’s so hot”
@Arvind: I don’t know man. Let’s see what happens. Not much time left anyway. We shall know soon enough.
My name? Ahem. As Shakespeare Uncle has said, “Naam mein kya rakha hai?”
Maybe someday on the blog…MAYBE.
what abt VIT exam ????/
@Drenched: Aiight, Shakespeare uncle ki baat toh maan ni hi padegi.
@Arvind: VIT exam was okay.
“Ek ladki par bane impression ki keemat tum kya jaano Bhagwaan. Kisi ladke ki zindagi ka sabse bada achievement hota hai ek ladki par impression. Kisi ladke ke jeene ka maksad hota hai ek ladki par bana impression. Par tumko to sirf satyanaas karna hi aata hai na?”
hehehe. So true. And I’m sure I’ve had more satyanaas than all the ladkas on this planet combined.
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