Again, one of those two part posts. But don’t worry, I’ll try and keep this short. Before I start writing though, I wanna welcome back the Emperor of the World, the GeekWrestler, the one and the only Ashish. Welcome back to blogsville, pal. Missed ya.

The last post as far as I remember was about crash courses and stuff right? So here’s a continuation on that. I finally joined a crash course and it wasn’t all that bad. First day I went there, I didn’t understand much so I thought I’d rather try doing a BCA. So the next day I went to my dad’s centre that coaches students for MBA, BCA and other such courses. I attended a Maths class there and it was fun precisely because the teacher was very lively and because after a long time, I was the only one who was giving answers in the class. The reason why that was happening was pretty simple. We were studying 10th level Maths and all the other students were people who had done Commerce without Maths. So obviously I was gonna know more than them. But that also helped me figure that I didn’t really belong there and that I should give B.Tech. another shot. And so I did, and I went back to my crash course the next day. Now it’s been 3 or so days and I think I’m pretty much settled in there. Now, I have no right to call anybody a bad student because I myself am not a good one. But some people who come there are just impossible. They paid Rs. 10,000 just to disturb the class and look at girls. The other day, I was sitting on the last bench and a girl was sitting parallel to me. She was kind of hot and all the guys on my desk except me and my friend were busy taking photographs of her with their cameraphones. Then they keep playing weird tunes on their cellphones to disturb the entire class. Once in a while it’s okay but if they keep doing it, it starts getting annoying. They are never serious in the Maths class and “Washing powder Nirma, detergent tikia Nirma” is all you can hear because they keep playing it over and over again. It’s funny how they don’t study themselves and don’t even let the 75 or 80 other people in the class study either.

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Anyway, I just read Lemonade’s latest post and realized I have ‘the Lazy Lemonade‘ syndrome too. How scary is that? So I decided to do this music tag thingy she had done thinking that it would make the Lemon Goddess happy and would Freshly Squeeze(ed!) the laziness from inside me. Here are the rules-

1. Put your iPod (or other source of music) on shuffle mode.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write the name of the song no matter what. No cheating!

No cheating? This sounds scary because it might bring out all the shitty songs in my iPod that I don’t listen to but haven’t bothered to take out because of my laziness. The GREEN and the COLD gods, be with me! And throw in a tinge of Raghu Dixit and Agnee here and there. Here goes(applause, show some enthusiasm, people!):-

“If someone says ‘Is this okay?’, you say?”
Don’t bother - Shakira

(Pretty accurate I’d say. If it’s okay, it’s okay. If it isn’t, don’t bother!)

“What would best describe your personality?”
All day long I dream about Sex - JC Chasez

(OMG. This thing is horribly accurate.)
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“What do you like in a guy/girl?”
First Cut - Sheryl Crow

(Hmm, so basically this means that I like girls who break my heart? Hmm.)
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“How do you feel today?”
Bheegi Yaadein - Atif Aslam

(Right, I’m wet and I’m remembering somebody.)
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“What is your life’s purpose?”
One Night Stand - Enrique Iglesias

(LOL, this is rigged. This is impossible!)
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“What is your motto?”
Jeet Lenge Yaar - Agnee feat. Raghu

(Ah, this is good. Come on, we’ll win it, yaar!)
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“What do your friends think of you?”
I’m a Bitch - Meredith Brooks

(ROFL, don’t do this to me, Apple!)
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“What do you think of your parents?”
Tarzan and Jane - Toy-Box

(Lol, I don’t exactly think they’ll fancy being Tarzan and Jane)
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“What do you think about very often?”
Bulla Ki Jaana - Rabbi Shergill

(Kind of true. I don’t know who or why I am)
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“What is 2+2?”
Yellow - Coldplay

(How true! 2+2=Math=Shit=Yellow!)
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“What do you think of your best friend?”
Sexy Back - Justin Timberlake

( Haha, hardly! He’s got a huge back, which is definitely not sexy)
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“What do you think of the person you like?”
Are We The Waiting - GREENDAY

(I guess this probably means I’ll keep waiting for her..forever types)
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“What is your life story?”
Complicated - Avril Lavigne

(Too accurate to be true. But then, isn’t that the story of everybody’s life?)
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“What do you want to be when you grow up?”
Rock DJ - Robbie Williams

(I wouldn’t mind, seriously.)
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“What do you think when you see the person you like?”
Bad Day - Daniel Powter

(Yea obviously. If it weren’t a bad one, I would be talking to her right?)
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“What do your parents think of you?”
St. Jimmy - GREENDAY

(LOL, I bet they think I’m St. Jimmy because St. Jimmy is a frustrated guy who’s on a self destructive path. That’s so me!)
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“What will you dance to at your wedding?”
Awarapan Banjarapan - KK (Jism)

(Okay, this will be tough because it’s a very sad and slow song. Moreover, it’s totally out of situation. I won’t be awara or banjara on my wedding day at least!)
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“What will they play at your funeral?”
Tell Me Baby - Red Hot Chili Peppers

(Rocking song! The strippers should enjoy dancing to that. You know I’m planning to have strippers on my funeral right?)
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“What is your hobby/interest?”
Show Me the Meaning - Backstreet Boys

( Yep, that’s my hobby. Reading dictionaries. )
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“What is your biggest secret?”
Faster Kill Pussycat - Paul Oakenfold

(OMG, there goes my secret. I kill Pussycats, and fast! )
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“What do you think of your friends?”
Extraordinary Girl - GREENDAY

(Congratulations all the girls who are reading this. You’re extraordinary. Guys..well, um. Sex change?)
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“What should you post this as?”
No man will ever love you, Like I do - The Raghu Dixit Project

(Even I can’t explain this. I’ve run out of smartass things to say. )
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And Perx, your TV serial thing will be done in the next post because this one has gotten too long. You don’t really mind, do you? Sorry.

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