In photos and more
November 14, 2007
Nothing really substantial that could make me do a post on it has happened recently. Therefore I thought I might put up some pictures (funny and otherwise) which I have in my phone. People with a slow connection need not wait for them to open because they aren’t really great anyway. If I sound lame and disinterested, please forgive me because I’m not in a proper state of mind.

A random picture of the eye. I thought I had black eyes. Maybe it’s because of the flash.

A view of the chemistry class. I know there’s nothing special about it but hey, it’s my blog and I can put whatever I want to here.

I’m pretty sure this will make all the guys go, “How true!”.

I thought this was hilarious. We guys are always ready to spill ‘em out.

For Sha, Sulz and all you chocolate lovers.

What’s your a** doing right now?
This post, like any other of my recent posts would not be complete without a mention of the one that I love. I think this might as well end up being one of the last posts about her because my being a lame-a*s low-witted dic*head has finally taken it’s toll, or so I think. She has now started parking her scooter somewhere else. It’s been happening for three days and I ignored it at first but today when again I failed to find her scooter at the usual place, I panicked. I went into the class thinking she might not have come yet but there she was, sitting on her bench. In my disbelief, I went all the way down and looked through all the scooters I could see to find hers. It was nowhere. I don’t know where she parks it now but by doing this, she has certainly broken the only connection between us that ever existed and that was my only hope that someday I’ll tell her how I feel and she’ll be mine. Though I still get to see her for an hour in the class but that’s not it. Her scooter not being there anymore means that I pretty much can’t go to her casually on the pretext of going towards my scooter. I think it’s all over and that we might never be anything more than classmates. I don’t think I can even imagine how I’d feel if she just goes and I’m left alone. Agreed I haven’t ever talked to her and she’s not my girlfriend but if she goes away just like that, damn sure I’ll be hurt. I’m still hoping maybe she’ll come back to the usual place and be my scooter buddy again or maybe I’ll have this sudden surge of macho-ism that I’ll follow her and tell her that it’s kind of difficult to imagine a day without seeing her. Till then, here’s a song for her. Maybe someday she’ll know that there was some a*s-clown who thought love was over-hyped and finally ended up believing in it. The song is called “I need You” by Marc Anthony.
From the day that I met you, girl
I knew that your love would be
Everything that I ever wanted in my life
From the moment you spoke my name
I knew everything had changed
Because of you I felt my life would be complete
Chorus:
Oh baby, I need you
For the rest of my life, girl
I need you
To make everything right, girl
I love you
And I’ll never deny that
I need you
Nothing matters but you, my love
And only God above would be the one
To know exactly how I feel
I could die in your arms right now
Knowing that you somehow
Would take my soul and keep it
Deep inside your heart
(Repeat Chorus)
Girl, your love to me feels just like magic
When you smile you have total control
You have power like nothing I felt before
I’ve let all of my feelings show
‘Cause I want you to know
That I need you
I need you
For the rest of my life, girl
I need you
Say that you’ll be my wife
Oh, I love you
Won’t you marry me, marry me
I need you
Yes, I think I love you and I need you. Happy Children’s Day to any child who’s reading this. According to the constitution, even I’m a child but I don’t feel like one. You can wish me a “Happy Screwed up kid Day” instead. Also, thanks Poonam for publishing my interview.
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November 14, 2007 at 5:39 pm
i thought almost all asian eyes are brown? there isn’t really black if i’m not mistaken… if there is it’s pretty special!
the blowjob and ass images are funny! and yes i’d swallow chocolate anytime, meaning or not! :mrgreen:
damn, you’ve got it bad for her!
November 14, 2007 at 5:45 pm
@sulz: Nope, almost all Indian eyes are black. Though the new models(a.k.a. kids who have been born recently) have started having light colored eyes and hair. Western influence as them ministers would call it lol.
November 14, 2007 at 11:16 pm
ISSH……Dont break your heart dude..well u very well can park ur bike…close to her place..why not if she can change places why cant you ..Dont give up LAD….
Make sure u get her all ma wishes
November 14, 2007 at 11:37 pm
As sulz I didn’t think black eyes existed..
November 15, 2007 at 7:55 am
@Cat: It’s understandable. When I was young, ven I thought blue and green eyes didn’t exist and all those Hollywood actors used lenses. But yea, black is the most common eye colour in India.
November 15, 2007 at 9:17 am
Ish, you know what this is a signal that you should start finding her, snuggle close to HER instead of her scooter!
And thank you for such a candid interview. That is why it made an easy read!
November 15, 2007 at 9:47 am
@Poonam: Now how am I going to do that? How will I approach her now?
November 15, 2007 at 2:55 pm
Dude, I saw them on my phone anyway. Opera Mini FTW~! Here’s a joke for you -
The newly born sperm was receiving instructions in conception from the instructor.
“As soon as you hear the siren, run for the tunnel and swim in a straight line until you get to the entrance of a damp cavern. At the end of the cavern you will find a red, sticky ball which is the egg.
Address it and say, “I’m a Sperm.” She will answer, I’m the Egg.” From that moment on you will work together to create the embryo. Do you understand?”
The sperm nodded affirmatively and the instructor said, “Then, good luck!”
Two days later, the sperm is taking a nap when he hears the siren. He wakes up immediately and runs to the tunnel.
A multitude of sperm swim behind him. He knows he has to arrive first. When he nears the entrance to the cavern, he looks back and sees that he is far ahead of the other sperm.
He is able to swim at a slower pace but does approach
the red, sticky ball.
When, at last, he reaches the red, sticky ball, he smiles and says, “Hi, I’m a sperm.”
The red sticky ball smiles and says, “Hi. I’m a tonsil.”
*****
Anyway dude, you need to do something about SheWhoMustNotBeNamed. Fast. Get all of that courage hidden inside you and DO SOMETHING. :)
November 15, 2007 at 6:46 pm
@Ash: ROFLMAO I’m the tonsil! :D
And yes, I’m working on SheWhoMustNotBeNamed.
November 15, 2007 at 7:33 pm
@ish:i wouldnt mind having the last pic printed on a tee…..and dont lose hope just coz she moved her parking spot……u can still go talk to her normally…….at least grin or give her a smile while ur walking by her……like saying hi non-verbally…..build up on that……
November 15, 2007 at 7:39 pm
@Jalal: I’ve tried this one. I’ve tried giving her my best smile possible but so far she doesn’t seem to have noticed. Or if she has, she hasn’t ever shown that she’s noticed. I don’t know why I feel that she tries to look away from me sometimes. I could be hallucinating but sometimes I really feel that she’s making her best effort to not look at me or look me into the eye.
November 15, 2007 at 9:18 pm
ha ..i can finally put atleast an eye to the name!
u know what ish..reading ur posts about this girl..i want to come myself and get u’ll together! just tell her already..mark my words..just start the story..i’m sure it’ll have an extremly happy ending!
November 16, 2007 at 11:53 am
Aww
November 16, 2007 at 12:27 pm
@Lemonade: Yep, an eye a day keeps I dunno what away. I will tell her someday, I’ve just got to bring that someday fast now.
November 16, 2007 at 3:28 pm
Sha: Aren’t a bit repetitive, that was the exact same thing you said on my blog! :P
ish: Create a new blog, write what you would say to SheWhoMustNotBeNamed, password protect it and then in someway give SWMNBN the url and password. You’ll know her response the next day. :P
If that is not agreeable, then man up and do something. :D
like saying hi non-verbally
U-No-Poo? :lol:
November 16, 2007 at 5:16 pm
@ash: lol…..
@ish:is the tuitions the only place u’ve seen her?????
@sha:oi…….give some much needed advice from ur point of view as a girl……
November 16, 2007 at 5:56 pm
@Ash: Hmm, actually I’m not in a kind of mood of committing anything in a written form. When she has the password, she can call her friends and laugh about it and maybe even print it and distribute as pamphlets to the entire tuition. That’s me dead for you right there.
@Jalal: Yes, the tuition is the only place I’ve seen her. I remember seeing her in a mall once but that was 2 years back. I was hiding behind nooks and crannies to see her but didn’t want her to see me.
November 16, 2007 at 6:01 pm
Ah well if you want the girl, you need to take the risk, but yeah the written thing is bad. How about accidentally getting “run over” by her scooter? Works in the movies.. :P
Okay okay, seriously, just ask her something like you did with the time. And don’t run. Try conversing. :)
November 16, 2007 at 6:03 pm
@Ash: Yea right. I’ll just go and stand in front of her scooter and ask her to run me over. Smooth move Lol.
November 16, 2007 at 6:09 pm
Nah, jump in her scooters path. Hey even if you break your bones, you’ll have her sympathy. :P
November 16, 2007 at 6:18 pm
@Ash: What if she decides that she could get caught in a police case and just leaves me right there to die? Gah, I’m such a pessimist I’m almost proud.
@Lemonade: Btw, I just remembered something. I can’t even put an eye to your name!
November 16, 2007 at 6:53 pm
@ish:u know….she might actually leave u there after hitting u with the scooter……so uve only seen her at d mall……pity…..and the emperor’s right…..u need to try talking with her…..but ask something other that time……try to get the portion of a test or something from her if she’s the studious or “pay-attention-in-class” type…..
November 16, 2007 at 7:17 pm
nice eyes, yes, i guess most of us have this shade.
why dont u tell this girl how u feel buddy?
November 16, 2007 at 7:39 pm
@Jalal: Yes, I’m planning to ask her the syllabus of the test or ask her for her copy for the notes of the previous day. We’ll have to see how it progresses though.
@Shuz: Thanks shuz, I think my eyes are pretty much normal but if you think they’re nice, I’m happy. I have been trying to tell this girl but it’s just that I haven’t ever talked to a girl in real life so I just feel a little weird. I need to just get rid of the hesitation that’s gotten into me.
November 17, 2007 at 8:48 pm
ISH i didnt see @kooldoode…..;-(
November 18, 2007 at 1:03 am
@ish:damn……even i’ve got same shade……
November 20, 2007 at 8:16 pm
@ish:
man i gotta tell ya one thing.Stop thinkin and do something about ur love,otherwise you ll end up like me.Im gonna start working and am still hooked onto a girl i knew in 8th standard.I know she’s the one,but i havnt told her the same.Make some positive progress.Smile,confide,converse,build on that….rest u must be knowing(the mate finding game else just feel free to ask).This is my sincere advice.
November 21, 2007 at 1:06 pm
Lol!!! Boy! Are u smitten or what!!! :D
And I agree with fibinse, you have put yourself through perennial torture.. looking for her scooter in all scooters.. Gosh!
Maybe its time for you to just take a call and confess…!!! At least try being a friend and knowing what she thinks…
November 22, 2007 at 1:33 pm
Oiiii! Even you agree chocolate is better than sex in the above picture!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 9, 2007 at 7:41 pm
naughty boy!!! very nice article…
for all u knw this cud just a crush!!! hw do u knw!
June 1, 2008 at 3:46 pm
Funny pics!!!!! ;) :D
June 2, 2008 at 1:38 am
@Reema: Heh, thanks. :D