I know I should be killed for not putting up a real post for 2 days now but I couldn’t resist putting this up when I received this e-mail from my friend. Be prepared to fall off your chairs!
Now, we all are aware about Zinedine Zidane’s super headbutt on Marco Materazzi in the FIFA World Cup 2006 Final between France and Italy. Apparently Materazzi had said something about Zidane’s sister and the usually cool tempered guy just couldn’t take it anymore and headbutted Materazzi straight in the chest. And believe me, that must’ve hurt. The following image shows how it actually happened:-
Now in this e-mail I got, we have photos of what would have happened in the climax scene if Zinedine Zidane was an actor in Hollywood, Bollywood(Indian Cinema), Tollywood(Pakistan Cinema), and Telugu and Tamil movies.
First one is if this was a Hollywood movie and we know Hollywood’s obsession with wars and big guns. Here goes :-
If it was a Bollywood a.k.a. Hindi a.k.a. Indian movie, then this is what would have happened. If you don’t understand it, then it’s happening Mr. India style.
If it was a Telugu movie, it would have been like this. They’re obsessed with weird special effects.
And finally, if it was a Tamil movie, then this is what would have happened. And Zidane would probably be called Zidanikanth (refer to Rajnikanth). *laughter*
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hehehe..first of all..i never knew it happened until i read ur blog :P..thnx fr it
and i love tht telugu one..hehe
Ah, I thought everyone knew about it. But still I’m happy I helped another one know
Telugu one is awesome yep.
I thought Materazzi said something about Zidane’s MOTHER, because she was born in Tunisia [or somewhere similar] and he referred to her as a terrorist or something as she’s an Arab.
Those Italians were caught practising falling over and faking injuries anyway! I say we clone Zidane and set him loose on the entire team!
Haha..so Funny! I liked the Tamil thing the best
Where did you get this stuff?
That’s great! Love the one with the lamp post
lol!
*rolls on the floor lafin*
heheh!! that was hilarious!
I loved the Mr India style and the last one! “Zidanikanth” lol!!!
*lmao*
@Ruhi: I got them in an e-mail. You want me to forward you random e-mails like these?
@Sha: I know it’s great. That’s why I blogged it
@Jeevy: Haha I know. I wonder how they like Rajini.
LOL!
Yup! Send me some nice ones at my yahoo mail address
Thanks!!
Right ruhi, you’ll start getting the forwards soon.
the hindi version was stupidly funny! the tamil version could be mistaken for a chinese drama kind, which can have really ridiculous special effects too.
Lol Sulz, and I thought only we made movies with crazy special effects. But when China does it too, we’re proud to do it because China’s a superpower and maybe by copying it, we’ll become one too…….after like a 1000 years or so.
love d telugu one….
actually it did notmake sense to me at all becos I saw the original fwd whhich had how the french,italians isrealis.. etc saw it which made more sense.. especially the part where mataraxxi bangs into a pole without zidane bng in the vicinity as being seen by the frnch.. the only good chng that made sense was the dig at rajnikanth..:D
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